| Platinum | Perception is Reality | Obtain all trophies | 1.7% Ultra Rare | 291 pts |
| Gold | Superluminal | Beat the game in under 35 minutes | 2% Ultra Rare | 132 pts |
| Gold | Fire Safety Achieved | Pull all the fire alarms | 2.2% Ultra Rare | 125 pts |
| Gold | Fires Extinguished | Empty all fire extinguishers | 2.3% Ultra Rare | 121 pts |
| Gold | Kasparov | Make the last move | 2.3% Ultra Rare | 121 pts |
| Gold | Feeling Blue | Find all blueprints | 2.4% Ultra Rare | 118 pts |
| Gold | Chess Master | Find all secret chess pieces | 2.4% Ultra Rare | 118 pts |
| Gold | Stars Align | Complete all constellations | 2.5% Ultra Rare | 115 pts |
| Silver | Polite Recognition | Find the hidden trophy | 2.5% Ultra Rare | 87 pts |
| Silver | Speed Runner | Beat the game in under an hour | 3.5% Ultra Rare | 71 pts |
| Gold | Vaguely Activated Achievement | Congratulations on doing something! | 10.5% Rare | 49 pts |
| Silver | Take Your Trash Elsewhere | Fail at throwing away trash | 11.4% Rare | 35 pts |
| Bronze | Environment Saved! | Place a soda can in a recycling bin | 11.4% Rare | 23 pts |
| Silver | Soda Connaisseur | Drink all sodas | 12% Rare | 34 pts |
| Silver | Please Recycle | Put a soda can in the wrong place instead of recycling | 18.1% Rare | 26 pts |
| Silver | Please Use Other Door | Find the nook in Optical | 26.9% Uncommon | 21 pts |
| Silver | Son of Man | An apple for a head | 28.2% Uncommon | 20 pts |
| Bronze | Why Are You Like This? | Clone an object way too many times | 29.2% Uncommon | 13 pts |
| Silver | Wake Up | Beat the game | 30.2% Uncommon | 19 pts |
| Bronze | Sugar Crash | Break a soda can | 32.2% Uncommon | 12 pts |
| Silver | Expert Fire Alarmist | Pull enough fire alarms | 40.6% Common | 16 pts |
| Bronze | Fire Alarmist | Pull one fire alarm | 66.2% Common | 8 pts |