| Platinum | Perception is Reality | Obtain all trophies | 1.3% Ultra Rare | 342 pts |
| Gold | Fire Safety Achieved | Pull all the fire alarms | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 151 pts |
| Gold | Feeling Blue | Find all blueprints | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 151 pts |
| Gold | Kasparov | Make the last move | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 151 pts |
| Gold | Chess Master | Find all secret chess pieces | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 151 pts |
| Gold | Superluminal | Beat the game in under 35 minutes | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 151 pts |
| Gold | Fires Extinguished | Empty all fire extinguishers | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 151 pts |
| Silver | Polite Recognition | Find the hidden trophy | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 113 pts |
| Gold | Stars Align | Complete all constellations | 1.7% Ultra Rare | 145 pts |
| Silver | Speed Runner | Beat the game in under an hour | 2.4% Ultra Rare | 89 pts |
| Gold | Vaguely Activated Achievement | Congratulations on doing something! | 6.4% Very Rare | 66 pts |
| Silver | Soda Connaisseur | Drink all sodas | 7.5% Very Rare | 45 pts |
| Silver | Take Your Trash Elsewhere | Fail at throwing away trash | 8% Very Rare | 43 pts |
| Bronze | Environment Saved! | Place a soda can in a recycling bin | 8% Very Rare | 29 pts |
| Silver | Please Recycle | Put a soda can in the wrong place instead of recycling | 14.6% Rare | 30 pts |
| Bronze | Why Are You Like This? | Clone an object way too many times | 20.2% Uncommon | 16 pts |
| Silver | Please Use Other Door | Find the nook in Optical | 21% Uncommon | 24 pts |
| Silver | Son of Man | An apple for a head | 21% Uncommon | 24 pts |
| Silver | Wake Up | Beat the game | 23.1% Uncommon | 23 pts |
| Bronze | Sugar Crash | Break a soda can | 24.2% Uncommon | 15 pts |
| Silver | Expert Fire Alarmist | Pull enough fire alarms | 32.8% Uncommon | 18 pts |
| Bronze | Fire Alarmist | Pull one fire alarm | 57.2% Common | 9 pts |