| Platinum | Disco Elysium | Revachol believes in you | 0.5% Ultra Rare | 1,819 pts |
| Silver | The Most Honourable Cop in The Land | Gather 11 honour points | 0.6% Ultra Rare | 611 pts |
| Gold | Gluten-Free Topping Pie | Next you're cutting out cards | 0.7% Ultra Rare | 743 pts |
| Silver | The Icebreaker | You can still move your face with your fingers | 0.8% Ultra Rare | 514 pts |
| Silver | What body? | Solve the case without even inspecting the body | 0.8% Ultra Rare | 514 pts |
| Gold | True Detective | Finish the game in HARDCORE mode | 0.9% Ultra Rare | 639 pts |
| Silver | Medal dispenser | Here, just have one, they're free | 0.9% Ultra Rare | 479 pts |
| Gold | Palerunner | Phase shift for 3 seconds | 1.4% Ultra Rare | 490 pts |
| Silver | Committee of la Responsabilité | Someone should do something about this | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 339 pts |
| Silver | Networthy Individual | Every day you're husslin'... | 1.7% Ultra Rare | 327 pts |
| Silver | Avowed Inframaterialist | Don't call it a book club | 1.9% Ultra Rare | 306 pts |
| Bronze | Real Musor | Thar she blows | 2% Ultra Rare | 198 pts |
| Bronze | Massive Torque Dork | Yack about machines 4 times | 2.1% Ultra Rare | 192 pts |
| Bronze | Venture into the HARDCORE | Godspeed | 2.5% Ultra Rare | 173 pts |
| Gold | Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter | Junior officer material | 2.7% Ultra Rare | 331 pts |
| Bronze | Baddest Of the Bad Cops | Hit an all time low with Kim | 2.9% Ultra Rare | 158 pts |
| Bronze | Expert Advanced Remote Viewer | See beyond the veil 6 times | 3.2% Ultra Rare | 149 pts |
| Silver | The Opener Of The Eighth Seal | Warn them of the coming end 8 times | 4.4% Ultra Rare | 185 pts |
| Silver | Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel | Suit up. Head to toe. | 5.4% Very Rare | 164 pts |
| Bronze | The Lawbringer | Say you're the law 7 times | 6.6% Very Rare | 97 pts |
| Silver | Hardie's Heroes | Pour one out for social democracy | 8.4% Very Rare | 126 pts |
| Bronze | Unbelievably Boring F**k | Say 7 incredibly boring things | 9.4% Very Rare | 78 pts |
| Silver | Truly Rabid "Traditionalist" | Say 10 "traditionalist" things | 10.5% Rare | 110 pts |
| Silver | The Figurines Won't Win Her Back | They do nothing | 11.3% Rare | 105 pts |
| Silver | Enemy Of The Physical Realm | Bang up 5 inanimate objects | 12.7% Rare | 98 pts |
| Bronze | Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth | Apologize 10 (!!!) times | 15.8% Rare | 57 pts |
| Bronze | Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood | Preach free market for 9 times | 17.3% Rare | 54 pts |
| Gold | Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi | Precinct 57's finest | 18.1% Rare | 106 pts |
| Bronze | Hyperstellar Law Official | Say 7 deranged superstar lines | 18.6% Rare | 52 pts |
| Bronze | Il Coppo Del'Arte! | Say 5 Art Cop lines | 21.6% Uncommon | 47 pts |
| Bronze | The World's Most Laughable Centrist | Defend the political centre 7 times | 23.1% Uncommon | 46 pts |
| Bronze | Biggest Communism Builder | Employ critical theory 9 times | 27.2% Uncommon | 41 pts |
| Bronze | Goodest Of The Good Cops | Really get Kim to trust you | 30.7% Uncommon | 38 pts |