| Platinum | Disco Elysium | Revachol believes in you | 0.3% Ultra Rare | 2,471 pts |
| Gold | Gluten-Free Topping Pie | Next you're cutting out cards | 0.4% Ultra Rare | 1,040 pts |
| Silver | The Most Honourable Cop in The Land | Gather 11 honour points | 0.4% Ultra Rare | 780 pts |
| Silver | What body? | Solve the case without even inspecting the body | 0.4% Ultra Rare | 780 pts |
| Gold | True Detective | Finish the game in HARDCORE mode | 0.5% Ultra Rare | 909 pts |
| Silver | The Icebreaker | You can still move your face with your fingers | 0.5% Ultra Rare | 682 pts |
| Silver | Medal dispenser | Here, just have one, they're free | 0.5% Ultra Rare | 682 pts |
| Gold | Palerunner | Phase shift for 3 seconds | 0.8% Ultra Rare | 686 pts |
| Silver | Avowed Inframaterialist | Don't call it a book club | 1% Ultra Rare | 450 pts |
| Silver | Committee of la Responsabilité | Someone should do something about this | 1% Ultra Rare | 450 pts |
| Silver | Networthy Individual | Every day you're husslin'... | 1% Ultra Rare | 450 pts |
| Bronze | Real Musor | Thar she blows | 1.2% Ultra Rare | 269 pts |
| Bronze | Massive Torque Dork | Yack about machines 4 times | 1.2% Ultra Rare | 269 pts |
| Bronze | Venture into the HARDCORE | Godspeed | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 226 pts |
| Gold | Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter | Junior officer material | 1.7% Ultra Rare | 436 pts |
| Bronze | Baddest Of the Bad Cops | Hit an all time low with Kim | 1.9% Ultra Rare | 204 pts |
| Bronze | Expert Advanced Remote Viewer | See beyond the veil 6 times | 1.9% Ultra Rare | 204 pts |
| Silver | The Opener Of The Eighth Seal | Warn them of the coming end 8 times | 2.4% Ultra Rare | 266 pts |
| Silver | Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel | Suit up. Head to toe. | 3.4% Ultra Rare | 216 pts |
| Bronze | The Lawbringer | Say you're the law 7 times | 4.2% Ultra Rare | 127 pts |
| Silver | Hardie's Heroes | Pour one out for social democracy | 5.4% Very Rare | 164 pts |
| Bronze | Unbelievably Boring F**k | Say 7 incredibly boring things | 6.1% Very Rare | 101 pts |
| Silver | Truly Rabid "Traditionalist" | Say 10 "traditionalist" things | 7.1% Very Rare | 139 pts |
| Silver | The Figurines Won't Win Her Back | They do nothing | 7.2% Very Rare | 138 pts |
| Silver | Enemy Of The Physical Realm | Bang up 5 inanimate objects | 7.9% Very Rare | 130 pts |
| Bronze | Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth | Apologize 10 (!!!) times | 10.2% Rare | 74 pts |
| Gold | Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi | Precinct 57's finest | 12% Rare | 135 pts |
| Bronze | Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood | Preach free market for 9 times | 12% Rare | 68 pts |
| Bronze | Hyperstellar Law Official | Say 7 deranged superstar lines | 12.2% Rare | 67 pts |
| Bronze | Il Coppo Del'Arte! | Say 5 Art Cop lines | 13.8% Rare | 62 pts |
| Bronze | The World's Most Laughable Centrist | Defend the political centre 7 times | 15.2% Rare | 59 pts |
| Bronze | Biggest Communism Builder | Employ critical theory 9 times | 17.9% Rare | 53 pts |
| Bronze | Goodest Of The Good Cops | Really get Kim to trust you | 20.4% Uncommon | 49 pts |