| Platinum | I am The Messenger | Obtain all other trophies | 6.7% Very Rare | 383 pts |
| Gold | I Swear It's My First Time | Make it through Dark Cave without the 'Power of True Sight' | 7.4% Very Rare | 181 pts |
| Silver | No Argument Here | Make it from the beginning of the game to beating the Queen of Quills with zero deaths | 7.7% Very Rare | 132 pts |
| Silver | You Said This Was A Platformer | Be lectured on the inner child | 10% Rare | 113 pts |
| Silver | Welco Metot Henex Tlevel | Keep a windmill shuriken going for 15 seconds | 10.8% Rare | 108 pts |
| Gold | Wheelin' And Sealin' | Destroy all Power Seals | 13.2% Rare | 128 pts |
| Bronze | Bait Taken | Be lectured on the power of stories | 13.6% Rare | 63 pts |
| Gold | I'm Your Biggest Phan | Defeat Phantom | 17.8% Rare | 107 pts |
| Bronze | The Fake Ending Was Better | Beat the game | 17.8% Rare | 53 pts |
| Bronze | It Sounds Better On Vinyl | Complete the Melody | 18.1% Rare | 53 pts |
| Bronze | I've Been Around | Enter all areas of the world | 18.1% Rare | 53 pts |
| Bronze | Well, That Was Unsightly | Survive the Corrupted Future chase | 18.1% Rare | 53 pts |
| Silver | Not With THAT Altitude | Defeat the Demon King | 18.3% Rare | 79 pts |
| Bronze | More like EleMENTAL SKylands | Complete the Elemental Skylands scenario | 18.3% Rare | 52 pts |
| Silver | Nothing To Fear | Rescue all Phobekins | 18.6% Rare | 78 pts |
| Bronze | The Lava Is Floor | Run on lava | 18.8% Rare | 52 pts |
| Bronze | Sun And Moon | Receive the Key of Love | 19% Rare | 51 pts |
| Silver | Started From The Bottom | Buy all upgrades from the shop | 19.3% Rare | 76 pts |
| Bronze | Tumble Hijinx | Bump on a few flowers in Rivière Turquoise | 19.3% Rare | 51 pts |
| Bronze | Hear Today, Gone Tomorrow | Make it out of the underwater labyrinth | 19.4% Rare | 51 pts |
| Bronze | One Hit Wonder | Kill a green demon in a single hit | 19.4% Rare | 51 pts |
| Gold | More Like 'Dumb In General' | Defeat the Demon General | 26.6% Uncommon | 84 pts |
| Bronze | Man's Best Fred | Ride Manfred around the world back to where it all started | 26.6% Uncommon | 42 pts |
| Bronze | Was That A Dragon? | Defeat the Sky Serpent | 29.2% Uncommon | 40 pts |
| Silver | Did The Thing | Defeat the Arcane Golem | 30.8% Uncommon | 58 pts |
| Bronze | Sweet 16! | Time travel to the future | 30.8% Uncommon | 38 pts |
| Silver | Walking On Air | Execute 15 Cloudsteps without landing or clinging to a wall | 32.6% Uncommon | 56 pts |
| Bronze | Fine, I Won't Open It | Be lectured on happiness | 33.1% Uncommon | 37 pts |
| Bronze | Glacial Peaked | Get to the top of the mountain | 34.1% Uncommon | 36 pts |
| Bronze | Leg Day | Defeat Colos & Suses | 36.1% Uncommon | 35 pts |
| Bronze | I Quill Survive | Defeat the Queen of Quills | 38% Uncommon | 34 pts |
| Bronze | My Bad! | Defeat the Emerald Golem | 42.5% Common | 32 pts |
| Bronze | Deposit At The River Bank | Jump down the big waterfall in Bamboo Creek | 46% Common | 30 pts |
| Bronze | Hope This Phelps | Buy the Swim Dash upgrade from the shop | 48.3% Common | 29 pts |
| Bronze | Dungeon Brawler | Defeat the Necromancer | 51.1% Common | 28 pts |
| Bronze | Losing Weight, Gaining Ground | Buy five upgrades in the shop | 52.8% Common | 28 pts |
| Bronze | Be Lootful And Multiply | Destroy a Big Time Shard | 53.5% Common | 28 pts |
| Bronze | Challenge Expected | Destroy your first Power Seal | 61.7% Common | 25 pts |
| Bronze | How Ninja Is That? | Attack your first enemy projectile | 70.7% Common | 23 pts |
| Bronze | Eye Of The Shareholder | Meet Quarble | 77% Common | 22 pts |
| Bronze | Enter The Ninja | Beat the intro without dying | 88.4% Common | 20 pts |