| Platinum | I am The Messenger | Obtain all other trophies | 6% Very Rare | 410 pts |
| Gold | I Swear It's My First Time | Make it through Dark Cave without the 'Power of True Sight' | 6.7% Very Rare | 192 pts |
| Silver | No Argument Here | Make it from the beginning of the game to beating the Queen of Quills with zero deaths | 7.4% Very Rare | 135 pts |
| Silver | You Said This Was A Platformer | Be lectured on the inner child | 9.6% Very Rare | 116 pts |
| Silver | Welco Metot Henex Tlevel | Keep a windmill shuriken going for 15 seconds | 10.9% Rare | 107 pts |
| Gold | Wheelin' And Sealin' | Destroy all Power Seals | 13.6% Rare | 125 pts |
| Bronze | Bait Taken | Be lectured on the power of stories | 13.9% Rare | 62 pts |
| Gold | I'm Your Biggest Phan | Defeat Phantom | 17.6% Rare | 107 pts |
| Bronze | The Fake Ending Was Better | Beat the game | 17.6% Rare | 54 pts |
| Bronze | It Sounds Better On Vinyl | Complete the Melody | 17.9% Rare | 53 pts |
| Bronze | I've Been Around | Enter all areas of the world | 17.9% Rare | 53 pts |
| Bronze | Well, That Was Unsightly | Survive the Corrupted Future chase | 17.9% Rare | 53 pts |
| Silver | Not With THAT Altitude | Defeat the Demon King | 18.1% Rare | 79 pts |
| Bronze | More like EleMENTAL SKylands | Complete the Elemental Skylands scenario | 18.1% Rare | 53 pts |
| Silver | Nothing To Fear | Rescue all Phobekins | 18.5% Rare | 78 pts |
| Bronze | The Lava Is Floor | Run on lava | 18.7% Rare | 52 pts |
| Bronze | Sun And Moon | Receive the Key of Love | 19% Rare | 51 pts |
| Bronze | Tumble Hijinx | Bump on a few flowers in Rivière Turquoise | 19.2% Rare | 51 pts |
| Silver | Started From The Bottom | Buy all upgrades from the shop | 19.3% Rare | 76 pts |
| Bronze | Hear Today, Gone Tomorrow | Make it out of the underwater labyrinth | 19.3% Rare | 51 pts |
| Bronze | One Hit Wonder | Kill a green demon in a single hit | 19.4% Rare | 51 pts |
| Gold | More Like 'Dumb In General' | Defeat the Demon General | 27.2% Uncommon | 83 pts |
| Bronze | Man's Best Fred | Ride Manfred around the world back to where it all started | 27.2% Uncommon | 41 pts |
| Bronze | Was That A Dragon? | Defeat the Sky Serpent | 29.8% Uncommon | 39 pts |
| Silver | Did The Thing | Defeat the Arcane Golem | 31.6% Uncommon | 57 pts |
| Bronze | Sweet 16! | Time travel to the future | 31.6% Uncommon | 38 pts |
| Silver | Walking On Air | Execute 15 Cloudsteps without landing or clinging to a wall | 34.4% Uncommon | 54 pts |
| Bronze | Fine, I Won't Open It | Be lectured on happiness | 34.9% Uncommon | 36 pts |
| Bronze | Glacial Peaked | Get to the top of the mountain | 35% Uncommon | 36 pts |
| Bronze | Leg Day | Defeat Colos & Suses | 37.3% Uncommon | 34 pts |
| Bronze | I Quill Survive | Defeat the Queen of Quills | 39.4% Uncommon | 33 pts |
| Bronze | My Bad! | Defeat the Emerald Golem | 43.9% Common | 31 pts |
| Bronze | Deposit At The River Bank | Jump down the big waterfall in Bamboo Creek | 47.9% Common | 29 pts |
| Bronze | Hope This Phelps | Buy the Swim Dash upgrade from the shop | 50.5% Common | 29 pts |
| Bronze | Dungeon Brawler | Defeat the Necromancer | 53.5% Common | 28 pts |
| Bronze | Losing Weight, Gaining Ground | Buy five upgrades in the shop | 55.3% Common | 27 pts |
| Bronze | Be Lootful And Multiply | Destroy a Big Time Shard | 56.4% Common | 27 pts |
| Bronze | Challenge Expected | Destroy your first Power Seal | 64.7% Common | 25 pts |
| Bronze | How Ninja Is That? | Attack your first enemy projectile | 74.1% Common | 23 pts |
| Bronze | Eye Of The Shareholder | Meet Quarble | 79.3% Common | 22 pts |
| Bronze | Enter The Ninja | Beat the intro without dying | 90.6% Common | 20 pts |