| Platinum | Guacamastery | Obtain every trophy in the game | 9% Very Rare | 321 pts |
| Gold | Even Darkest-er | Beat the game on Hard mode | 9.7% Very Rare | 153 pts |
| Bronze | The Floor Is... | Eagle Boost from 10 different hook points without touching the ground | 13.5% Rare | 63 pts |
| Gold | Mr. Worldwide | Achieve 100% completion in all areas | 14.6% Rare | 120 pts |
| Gold | Legend of the Timelines | Reach the good ending (collect all keys) | 16% Rare | 114 pts |
| Bronze | 6-Piece Combo | Juggle an enemy with 6 Chicken Shots or Slides before it touches the ground. | 16.3% Rare | 56 pts |
| Silver | Talk to the Hend | Receive the Holy Hen's message | 17.2% Rare | 82 pts |
| Silver | Very Special | Open the Golden Door | 19.4% Rare | 76 pts |
| Silver | Moves Like Jaguar | Defeat Jaguar(s) | 21.6% Uncommon | 71 pts |
| Bronze | Combo Machine | Complete all of Flame Face's challenges | 28.9% Uncommon | 40 pts |
| Bronze | One Born Every Minute | Open a loot box | 30% Uncommon | 39 pts |
| Bronze | Special Delivery! | Feed the hungry guard | 31.1% Uncommon | 38 pts |
| Silver | Temple Raider | Find 100% of the hidden items in a temple | 32.1% Uncommon | 56 pts |
| Gold | El Técnico Táctico | Purchase all of the upgrades | 32.8% Uncommon | 74 pts |
| Silver | These are not fertilized | Lay a dozen eggs | 35% Uncommon | 53 pts |
| Bronze | PERFECT | Cleanse the Mexiverse of the vehicular menace | 36.5% Uncommon | 35 pts |
| Gold | Nacho Libre | Defeat Salvador | 37.7% Uncommon | 68 pts |
| Bronze | Severed 2 | Defeat Uay Pek a second time | 38.1% Uncommon | 34 pts |
| Bronze | You Survived | Enter the Heart of Dankness... and return | 39.2% Uncommon | 33 pts |
| Bronze | Prickly Pair | Defeat Cactuardo and Zope | 41% Common | 32 pts |
| Silver | One down... | Complete a secret Chicken Key Challenge | 41.5% Common | 48 pts |
| Bronze | Grapple Expert | Use all four of Coscorrona's special throws | 42.2% Common | 32 pts |
| Bronze | He Looks Portable | Find Juan and Lupita in the Darkest Timeline | 42.9% Common | 31 pts |
| Bronze | King of the Hill | Defeat El Trio de la Montaña | 43.3% Common | 31 pts |
| Silver | Luchonarrative Resonance | Kill 1000 mean, nasty skeletons without families | 44% Common | 46 pts |
| Silver | I have nothing left to teach you | Fully purchase one trainer's skill tree | 44.9% Common | 46 pts |
| Bronze | Juan Punch Man | One-shot an enemy with a fully upgraded super move | 46.4% Common | 30 pts |
| Bronze | Questionable Plumbing | Discover the Pollo Illuminati's headquarters | 47% Common | 30 pts |
| Bronze | Santa Golpiza! | Reach 150 on your hit-meter | 48.7% Common | 29 pts |
| Bronze | Severed | Defeat Uay Pek | 49% Common | 29 pts |
| Bronze | Cluckstorm | Kill 50 enemies as chicken | 54.5% Common | 27 pts |
| Silver | y cant guacamelee crawl | Complete a Pollo challenge dungeon | 62.4% Common | 38 pts |
| Bronze | Show's Over, Go Home | Defeat El Muñeco | 63.1% Common | 25 pts |
| Bronze | I Was Told There'd Be Candy | Defeat a Piñataface | 71.9% Common | 23 pts |
| Bronze | Talented Player | Dodge 10 enemies' attacks by rolling | 79.8% Common | 22 pts |
| Bronze | Re-resurrección | Regain the mask | 84.5% Common | 21 pts |
| Bronze | I Remember That Being Harder | Defeat Calaca | 93% Common | 20 pts |