Think of the Children Trophies: Rarity, Points & Difficulty
Think of the Children has a 1.6% platinum. The full trophy list earns 1,864 RarityRank points. Not shovelware: every trophy counts at full value.
- Total RarityRank points: 1,864
- Platinum rarity: 1.6%
- Trophies: 28
- Hunters ranked: 3
Base Game
| Type | Trophy | Description | Rarity | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Platinum | Thought of the Children | Earned all other trophies in the game. | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 302 pts |
| Gold | Super Parent | Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level. | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 151 pts |
| Silver | Ooh, you’re dirty | Touch poo while wearing the poo hat. | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 113 pts |
| Gold | Alone Time | Finish the story solo. | 1.8% Ultra Rare | 141 pts |
| Gold | Super Parents | Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together. | 1.9% Ultra Rare | 136 pts |
| Silver | A wholesome parenting simulator | Get an A+ on the Final level. | 2% Ultra Rare | 99 pts |
| Bronze | Unaligned | Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing. | 2.1% Ultra Rare | 64 pts |
| Silver | Chatterbox | Talk to all guests at the party in under 20 seconds. | 3.7% Ultra Rare | 68 pts |
| Bronze | Credit where credit’s due | Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing! | 3.9% Ultra Rare | 44 pts |
| Silver | It wasn’t a lie! | Wear the Chocolate Cake Hat. | 4% Ultra Rare | 65 pts |
| Silver | WITNESS ME! | Get an A+ on the Outback level. | 4% Ultra Rare | 65 pts |
| Gold | Family Time | Finish the story with two or more players. | 4.1% Ultra Rare | 86 pts |
| Silver | UNDER THE SEA! | Get an A+ on the Ocean level. | 4.2% Ultra Rare | 63 pts |
| Silver | Monkey Business | Get an A+ on the Zoo level. | 6.8% Very Rare | 47 pts |
| Silver | First Class | Get an A+ on the Airport level. | 7% Very Rare | 47 pts |
| Silver | Please, don’t have kids! | Lose the game in less than 20 seconds. | 8.4% Very Rare | 42 pts |
| Silver | Socialite | Get an A+ on the Party level. | 9.1% Very Rare | 40 pts |
| Bronze | Is it a bird? Is it a plane? | Throw the same child 10 times in a row. | 9.1% Very Rare | 27 pts |
| Silver | Are we there yet? | Stay on the loading screen for five minutes. | 10.6% Rare | 36 pts |
| Silver | Ghost Stories | Get an A+ on the Bonfire level. | 10.7% Rare | 36 pts |
| Silver | Express Lane | Get an A+ on the Grocery Store level. | 11.1% Rare | 35 pts |
| Silver | Between the yellow flags | Get an A+ on the Beach level. | 16.8% Rare | 28 pts |
| Silver | Artist | Make 50 produce splatters. | 19.7% Rare | 25 pts |
| Silver | Glamping | Get an A+ on the Camp Safety level. | 20.1% Uncommon | 25 pts |
| Silver | Thrill Seeker | Get an A+ on the Skydiving level. | 22.2% Uncommon | 23 pts |
| Silver | Lovely day at the park | Get an A+ on the Park level. | 28.1% Uncommon | 20 pts |
| Gold | I’m not touching that | Win a level without picking up a child. | 29.5% Uncommon | 26 pts |
| Bronze | Fashion Souls | Create a custom character. | 57.9% Common | 9 pts |