Goat Simulator Trophies: Rarity, Points & Difficulty

Goat Simulator has a 3.0% platinum, rated Medium (5/10). The full trophy list earns 6,392 RarityRank points. Not shovelware: every trophy counts at full value.

Also on PS3

Total RarityRank points: 6,392
Platinum rarity: 3.0%
Difficulty: 5/10 (Medium)
Trophies: 83
Hunters ranked: 490

Base Game

Type	Trophy	Description	Rarity	Points
Platinum	All The Goat!	Unlock all the Goat Trophies!	3% Ultra Rare	621 pts
Silver	The Flapmaster	Score 10 points in Flappy Goat	3.4% Ultra Rare	216 pts
Silver	Hat Simulator	Buy all hats	4.5% Ultra Rare	183 pts
Silver	Around the World in 5 Jumps	Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once	4.6% Ultra Rare	180 pts
Silver	Is that a goat?	Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached	5% Very Rare	171 pts
Gold	One Ball	Ride a bike for 60 sec	5.2% Very Rare	223 pts
Silver	Mattress Madness	Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds	5.2% Very Rare	167 pts
Gold	I freaking love goats	Find all collectibles on level 2	5.5% Very Rare	216 pts
Silver	Valkyrie	Go on the catapult with a rider on your back	6.5% Very Rare	146 pts
Silver	Tony Goat	Finish all manual quests	6.6% Very Rare	145 pts
Silver	Try Hard	Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!	6.8% Very Rare	142 pts
Gold	Builder Goat	Find all the blocks	8.3% Very Rare	169 pts
Gold	Mile High Club	Lick the Hanging Glider	8.4% Very Rare	167 pts
Bronze	Dodge This	Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again	8.4% Very Rare	84 pts
Silver	Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?	Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items	11.5% Rare	104 pts
Bronze	Goat of the hill	Everything the light touches is your kingdom	14.3% Rare	61 pts
Gold	Rymdskepp i Rymden	Travel to space!	16.4% Rare	112 pts
Silver	A Story about my elevator	Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator	18.1% Rare	79 pts
Bronze	Boulder of Death	Hit the party with the Boulder of Death	27.1% Uncommon	41 pts
Bronze	Pedestrian	Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue	28.8% Uncommon	40 pts
Silver	Devil Goat	We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell	29.5% Uncommon	59 pts
Bronze	Ling Ling into battle go	Fight the turtle	30% Uncommon	39 pts
Silver	LOEK master	Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue	30.8% Uncommon	58 pts
Bronze	A story about my goat	I'm sorry about my goat	34.1% Uncommon	36 pts
Bronze	Disgusting	Why did you step in that? Yuck	35.6% Uncommon	35 pts
Bronze	Angel Goat	Do no evil	40.4% Common	33 pts
Silver	Demogoat	Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time	43.4% Common	47 pts
Silver	What is its purpose?	Thrash the Goathenge	45.6% Common	45 pts
Bronze	Goats 'n' Stuff	Hold your own concert	46.6% Common	30 pts
Bronze	Alexander Goatstafsson	Win the title bout!	49.5% Common	29 pts
Silver	GoatQueen	Become the Queen of GoatVille	51.9% Common	42 pts

GoatMMO (DLC)

Type	Trophy	Description	Rarity	Points
Bronze	Love or Hate?	Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.	0.5% Ultra Rare	76 pts
Bronze	Music Non Stop	Jump on the launchpad	1.2% Ultra Rare	45 pts
Bronze	Elfstreet Boys	Baa with the choir	1.3% Ultra Rare	43 pts
Bronze	Voluntary QA	Trash the server room	1.5% Ultra Rare	39 pts
Bronze	Not Again	Get deviously trapped again	2% Ultra Rare	33 pts
Bronze	Mermaid Goat	Unlock the mermaid mutator	2% Ultra Rare	33 pts
Bronze	Excalitgoat	Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator	2.4% Ultra Rare	30 pts
Bronze	The Charter Trip	Visit all zones on the MMO level	2.5% Ultra Rare	29 pts
Bronze	Jörgen	Jörgen	2.8% Ultra Rare	27 pts
Bronze	Wheel Goat	Unlock the wheel of time mutator	2.9% Ultra Rare	27 pts
Bronze	Boat Ride	Enjoy your trip	4.1% Ultra Rare	22 pts
Bronze	Old Goat	OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?	4.3% Ultra Rare	21 pts
Bronze	Butthurt	Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.	5.1% Very Rare	19 pts

GoatZ (DLC)

Type	Trophy	Description	Rarity	Points
Bronze	Survivalist	Craft all items in one game	0.2% Ultra Rare	84 pts
Bronze	A new challenger has appeared	Clear 25 survival quests in one game	0.2% Ultra Rare	84 pts
Bronze	Shattered dreams	Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game	0.2% Ultra Rare	84 pts
Bronze	The Goa'th amendment	Craft all the weapons in one game	0.3% Ultra Rare	66 pts
Bronze	Goat from above	Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive	0.3% Ultra Rare	66 pts
Bronze	Too much fun	Kill 7 zombies with one minifun	0.5% Ultra Rare	49 pts
Bronze	Look at it go!	Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb	0.5% Ultra Rare	49 pts
Bronze	Warm bath	Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool	0.5% Ultra Rare	49 pts
Bronze	Hang tight	Paraglide in the air for 1 minute	0.6% Ultra Rare	43 pts
Bronze	Big in Japan	Beat the whiplash course without getting wet	0.6% Ultra Rare	43 pts
Bronze	Don't starve	Eat 50 food items in one game	0.6% Ultra Rare	43 pts
Bronze	Survive for your life	Survive 10 days	1.7% Ultra Rare	23 pts
Bronze	Masterchef	Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible	2.4% Ultra Rare	19 pts

Goat Simulator: Payday (DLC)

Type	Trophy	Description	Rarity	Points
Bronze	Dastardly	Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.	0.4% Ultra Rare	66 pts
Bronze	Plentiful masquerade	Wear 30 masks at once.	0.5% Ultra Rare	58 pts
Bronze	You Raise Me Up!	Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.	0.5% Ultra Rare	58 pts
Bronze	The Song of my People	Listen to the whole pan flute song.	0.6% Ultra Rare	52 pts
Bronze	Goatfellas	Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.	0.7% Ultra Rare	47 pts
Bronze	GoatBall	Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.	0.7% Ultra Rare	47 pts
Bronze	Goatipede	Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.	0.7% Ultra Rare	47 pts
Bronze	Bounce it!	Enable the hydraulic cars.	1.1% Ultra Rare	36 pts
Bronze	The Big Score	Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.	1.1% Ultra Rare	36 pts
Bronze	Retirement	Just finish that one LAST job.	1.1% Ultra Rare	36 pts
Bronze	What’s the count?	Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.	1.2% Ultra Rare	34 pts
Bronze	Itsamee!	Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.	1.3% Ultra Rare	33 pts
Bronze	Le Voyage Dans la Lune.	A Trip to the Moon.	3.2% Ultra Rare	19 pts

Goat Simulator: Waste Of Space (DLC)

Type	Trophy	Description	Rarity	Points
Bronze	Bacon Marauder	Shoot Down 30 Police Ships	0.1% Ultra Rare	168 pts
Bronze	Ruler Of the Seven Skies	Blow Up All Pirate Ships	0.2% Ultra Rare	111 pts
Bronze	Be Not Afreight	Destroy All Freighters	0.2% Ultra Rare	111 pts
Bronze	What Came First? The Alien Or The Egg?	Headbutt All Alien Eggs	0.2% Ultra Rare	111 pts
Bronze	NERD!	Find All Collectibles	0.2% Ultra Rare	111 pts
Bronze	The World Is Your Canvas	Tag 10 Walls	0.4% Ultra Rare	73 pts
Bronze	My Little Brony	Find All The Pony Horses	0.6% Ultra Rare	57 pts
Bronze	Use The Sword, Goat	Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat	0.8% Ultra Rare	48 pts
Bronze	Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey	Visit The Badehaus	0.9% Ultra Rare	45 pts
Bronze	I Wanna Be A Baahlionaire	Gather $1000000	1% Ultra Rare	42 pts
Bronze	Testaholic	Complete Test Chambers	1.6% Ultra Rare	32 pts
Bronze	Fund This!	Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair	1.7% Ultra Rare	31 pts
Bronze	It's Working... IT'S WORKING!	Run Wild With The Podracer	3.8% Ultra Rare	19 pts