| Platinum | Houdini | Unlock all trophies | 0.2% Ultra Rare | 1,051 pts |
| Silver | Online Enforcer | Win 10 Online Versus Games. | 0.3% Ultra Rare | 309 pts |
| Bronze | I am your father... | Fight another player in the U.S.S Anomaly, when you are both armed with energy swords. | 0.3% Ultra Rare | 206 pts |
| Bronze | Crook Of All Trades | Complete the quota once for each of the jobs over multiple prisons/sessions. | 0.4% Ultra Rare | 173 pts |
| Bronze | The Naked Chef | Complete a quota of the Kitchen job whilst being naked. | 0.6% Ultra Rare | 136 pts |
| Bronze | Soap on a Rope | Spend 3 days total time in the showers over multiple prisons/sessions. | 0.7% Ultra Rare | 124 pts |
| Bronze | Good Intentions | Go 3 consecutive days without raising your Guard Heat above 0 in a single session. | 0.7% Ultra Rare | 124 pts |
| Bronze | Call of Snooty | Escape H.M.P. Offshore on Snooty the Dolphin | 1.1% Ultra Rare | 94 pts |
| Bronze | The cake is a lie? | Attack a guard with a cake. | 1.3% Ultra Rare | 85 pts |
| Gold | I've got a cunning plan... | Perform 7 unique escapes across the Classic prisons. | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 151 pts |
| Gold | The Great Escape | Escape all Classic prisons. | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 151 pts |
| Silver | I'm the Daddy | Knock out every inmate at least once in a single prison. | 2% Ultra Rare | 99 pts |
| Bronze | Pour us a brew will yer, love? | Make a cup of tea and gift it to another inmate or guard. | 2.5% Ultra Rare | 58 pts |
| Bronze | Man's Best Friend | Gain a high enough opinion from a dog. | 2.6% Ultra Rare | 56 pts |
| Gold | Artisan | Craft 50 unique items. | 2.9% Ultra Rare | 106 pts |
| Silver | One Pixellated Step... | Escape the U.S.S Anomaly prison. | 3.1% Ultra Rare | 76 pts |
| Bronze | Are you lonesome tonight? | Spend 3 days total time in solitary over multiple prisons/sessions. | 3.1% Ultra Rare | 51 pts |
| Bronze | Tell me what's your favour | Complete 100 favours. | 3.1% Ultra Rare | 51 pts |
| Bronze | Bad Intentions | Knockout 100 inmates. | 3.7% Ultra Rare | 46 pts |
| Silver | Chilled out | Escape the Fort Tundra prison. | 3.9% Ultra Rare | 66 pts |
| Silver | I want to Believe... | Escape the Area 17 prison. | 3.9% Ultra Rare | 66 pts |
| Silver | Drying Out | Escape the H.M.P Offshore prison.
| 5.2% Very Rare | 56 pts |
| Bronze | Keep It Clean! | Tag 200 places throughout any prison. | 5.9% Very Rare | 34 pts |
| Silver | The Mobile Escapist | Escape all Transport prisons. | 6.2% Very Rare | 50 pts |
| Bronze | Riot Act | Play a Versus game online. | 8.7% Very Rare | 27 pts |
| Silver | A Camp Departure | Escape the K.A.P.O.W Camp prison. | 10% Rare | 38 pts |
| Bronze | Naked Lunch | Attend dinner whilst being naked. | 10.4% Rare | 25 pts |
| Bronze | Music Maestro | Play a song for 1 hour of prison time. | 12.4% Rare | 22 pts |
| Silver | Bad Intentions Part 2 | Knockout 50 Guards. | 13% Rare | 32 pts |
| Silver | Statistician | Max out all 3 character statistics. | 18.2% Rare | 26 pts |
| Silver | Escaping Is My Forte | Escape the Rattlesnake Springs prison. | 19.8% Rare | 25 pts |
| Bronze | Criminal Mastermind | Max out the Intellect statistic. | 23.3% Uncommon | 15 pts |
| Bronze | The Olympian | Max out the Fitness statistic. | 33.4% Uncommon | 12 pts |
| Bronze | Ripped on the inside | Max out the Strength statistic. | 34.9% Uncommon | 12 pts |
| Bronze | To Me, To You | Enter a multiplayer only area. | 40.9% Common | 11 pts |
| Bronze | Open Prison | Play a Classic game online. | 41.4% Common | 11 pts |
| Silver | Holiday Blues | Escape the Centre Perks 2.0 prison. | 42.3% Common | 16 pts |
| Bronze | All Mod Cons | Use a customised character in-game. | 56% Common | 9 pts |
| Bronze | Artful Dodger | Craft an item. | 60.6% Common | 9 pts |
| Bronze | Man's Worst Friend | Get mauled by a guard dog. | 66.2% Common | 8 pts |
| Bronze | Dr. Love | Get whisked away by a hunky medic. | 80.1% Common | 7 pts |