| Platinum | I've gone platinum! | Went above and beyond to aquire all trophies. | 0.6% Ultra Rare | 4,891 pts |
| Gold | What a journey it was... | Complete the Wall of Fame in the hideout. | 0.6% Ultra Rare | 2,446 pts |
| Silver | Didn't skip a beat! | Finish the game and complete every level on the Rhythm Master difficulty. | 0.8% Ultra Rare | 1,543 pts |
| Bronze | My Ultimate Setlist | Complete all the floors in the Rhythm Tower. | 1.1% Ultra Rare | 850 pts |
| Bronze | I'm untouchable! | Finish a stage without taking any damage. (Any difficulty.) | 1.2% Ultra Rare | 807 pts |
| Bronze | I'm trying to FOCUS HERE! | Find and shoot down every hovering announcement drone. | 1.3% Ultra Rare | 769 pts |
| Bronze | I have to read ALL of these things? | Find and read every Vandelay Vlog on the campus. | 1.3% Ultra Rare | 769 pts |
| Bronze | Have we met before? | Find Vandelay HR's investigator and hear all of its monologues. | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 679 pts |
| Bronze | This was... not what I expected. | Have "The Artist" decorate your hideout. | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 679 pts |
| Bronze | I think that's enough health for now | Fully upgrade your health bar by collecting all Life Gauges. | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 679 pts |
| Bronze | I saw all those hits coming a measure away! | Perfectly parry every non-boss enemy's Rhythm Parry attack. (Only for enemies in the main game.) | 1.7% Ultra Rare | 655 pts |
| Bronze | And the crowd goes wild! | Finish the game and complete every level on the Very Hard difficulty. | 1.8% Ultra Rare | 633 pts |
| Silver | I can't see this ever being a problem again | Solve the problem once and for all in an epic battle. | 1.9% Ultra Rare | 919 pts |
| Bronze | OK, I THINK I know what I'm doing now | Successfully pull off every combo and attack in the Training Room. | 2.5% Ultra Rare | 519 pts |
| Bronze | With our powers combined…and to the rhythm… | Perfectly time your take down of your largest foe yet in a musical finale. | 2.6% Ultra Rare | 507 pts |
| Bronze | Fully Powered Up! | Fully upgrade your Reverb Gauge to the maximum. | 2.7% Ultra Rare | 496 pts |
| Bronze | Now this is how you fight like a team! | Perform 100 parry counters using any partner. | 2.7% Ultra Rare | 496 pts |
| Bronze | Problem solved... wait, what? | Discover the deeper mystery behind the SPECTRA doors on campus. | 2.8% Ultra Rare | 485 pts |
| Bronze | I am a good person who likes to help | Help out 3 Vandelay robots with their pressing issues. | 3.2% Ultra Rare | 448 pts |
| Bronze | Easy Listening | Finish the game completing every level on the Easy difficulty. | 3.7% Ultra Rare | 411 pts |
| Bronze | OK, well THEY came after ME! | Destroy 1000 Vandelay security robots. | 4.5% Ultra Rare | 365 pts |
| Bronze | This is a breeze! | Put out 50 fires in battle with Korsica. (Enemies included.) | 5.6% Very Rare | 320 pts |
| Bronze | I hit things with a guitar really well. | Finish a stage with a S rank for every Chorus. (Any difficulty.) | 6% Very Rare | 307 pts |
| Bronze | I think I deserve some praise, here! | Finish the game and complete every level on the Hard difficulty. | 6.6% Very Rare | 290 pts |
| Bronze | First we parry, then we counter | Perform 20 parry counters using any partner. | 6.7% Very Rare | 287 pts |
| Bronze | I'm not done with you yet | Overkill 20 enemies. | 7.4% Very Rare | 271 pts |
| Bronze | I think I found your calling, Macaron | Shatter 50 enemy shields by calling in Macaron. | 7.5% Very Rare | 269 pts |
| Bronze | You ever parry a volcano? | Successfully parry a volcanic rock outside of research and development. | 7.9% Very Rare | 260 pts |
| Bronze | We're Jammin' | Successfully pull off 20 Jam Combos | 9.4% Very Rare | 235 pts |
| Bronze | I told you I'd be fine, Peppermint! | Complete the ride through production on the transit rail without taking damage. | 11.5% Rare | 208 pts |
| Bronze | Wanna hear my playlist? | Change the background music in the hideout. | 11.6% Rare | 207 pts |
| Bronze | Chip-tuned | Increase your chip slots to the maximum capacity. | 12.4% Rare | 199 pts |
| Silver | Check out my moves! | Purchase every combo and partner attack. | 13.1% Rare | 288 pts |
| Bronze | Well that was a rush! | Finish the game and complete every level on the Normal difficulty. | 19% Rare | 154 pts |
| Bronze | Beat-hit mania | Land 500 beat-hit attacks on enemies. | 19.1% Rare | 153 pts |
| Bronze | That's a lot of junk metal… | Destroy 500 Vandelay security robots. | 19.8% Rare | 150 pts |
| Bronze | There's such a thing as TOO helpful | Find and engage with every Smidge, while completing all of his practice tips. | 22.2% Uncommon | 140 pts |
| Bronze | Perfecter Parry-er! | Sucessfully parry with perfect timing 200 times. | 27.4% Uncommon | 123 pts |
| Bronze | I have to read these things? | Find and read half of the Vandelay Vlogs on the campus. | 28.2% Uncommon | 121 pts |
| Silver | Who's the boss now? | Take it up with the CEO, and come out on top. | 31.3% Uncommon | 171 pts |
| Bronze | Time to pay up! | Settle the bill with the head of Finance. | 32.2% Uncommon | 112 pts |
| Bronze | You must like calling me in, Chai | Destroy 50 barriers by calling in Peppermint. | 32.4% Uncommon | 112 pts |
| Bronze | Out in a puff of smoke | Put out 10 fires in battle with Korsica. (Enemies included.) | 33.2% Uncommon | 110 pts |
| Bronze | Headliner | Be the showstopper for the head of Marketing. | 33.6% Uncommon | 109 pts |
| Bronze | The Negotiator | Remove the head of Security from the equation. | 37.2% Uncommon | 103 pts |
| Bronze | Does that say weakpoint? | Destroy QA-1MIL's face, revealing its shame. | 39.8% Uncommon | 99 pts |
| Bronze | Kissing the sky! | Perform 50 Aerial Raves. | 40.8% Common | 97 pts |
| Bronze | Whoa! There's ANOTHER health bar!? | Increase your health to where you unlock a second tier. | 41.1% Common | 97 pts |
| Bronze | Z-shielding's got nothing on us! | Shatter 10 enemy shields by calling in Macaron. | 42.3% Common | 95 pts |
| Bronze | Uh, they were broken when I got here | Destroy 200 Vandelay security robots. | 44.4% Common | 92 pts |
| Bronze | This will cost you big time | Drain development's budget, removing creative control. | 44.9% Common | 92 pts |
| Bronze | I play my own way! | Purchase and equip your first Special Attack. | 47.6% Common | 89 pts |
| Bronze | Alright, that felt AWESOME! | Defeated your first enemy with a Rhythm Parry Attack. | 50.7% Common | 85 pts |
| Bronze | Perfect Parry | Sucessfully parry with perfect timing 15 times. | 51.5% Common | 85 pts |
| Bronze | You got this, Peppermint? | Destroy 10 barriers by calling in Peppermint. | 54.1% Common | 82 pts |
| Bronze | Thanks for the free chip, Peppermint! | Purchase and equip your first upgrade chip. | 58.7% Common | 78 pts |
| Bronze | Cream of the Crop | Come out on top with a battle against the head of Production. | 60.1% Common | 77 pts |
| Bronze | I look cool. But I can look COOLER. | Equip any costume. | 62% Common | 76 pts |
| Bronze | Who put gears in there? | Destroyed your first golden statue of Kale. | 64.6% Common | 74 pts |
| Bronze | You can pet the cat! | Play with 808 in the hideout. | 70.1% Common | 70 pts |
| Bronze | Feeling the beat! | Land 20 beat-hit attacks on enemies. | 77.6% Common | 66 pts |
| Bronze | Start with a bang! | Take out the last line of defense at Quality Assurance. | 77.7% Common | 66 pts |