Vampire Therapist Trophies: Rarity, Points & Difficulty
Vampire Therapist has a 2.5% platinum. The full trophy list earns 1,319 RarityRank points. Not shovelware: every trophy counts at full value.
- Total RarityRank points: 1,319
- Platinum rarity: 2.5%
- Trophies: 35
- Hunters ranked: 1
Base Game
| Type | Trophy | Description | Rarity | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Platinum | Certified Therapist | Unlock all trophies | 2.5% Ultra Rare | 231 pts |
| Gold | Slow Learner | Avoided using later cognitive distortions. | 3.3% Ultra Rare | 98 pts |
| Gold | Mean Hombre | Ruined someone's night. | 4% Ultra Rare | 87 pts |
| Gold | True Believer | Had faith in modern political systems. | 5.1% Very Rare | 75 pts |
| Bronze | Bachanalia | Showed deep interest in musical theory. | 5.3% Very Rare | 37 pts |
| Gold | There Ought to Be Clowns | Defended a clown who didn't need help. | 5.8% Very Rare | 70 pts |
| Bronze | Mortal Temptations | Take a chance on love. | 6.2% Very Rare | 33 pts |
| Bronze | Carry On My Wayward Son | Rescue a discontented child. | 6.3% Very Rare | 33 pts |
| Bronze | Gimme That Old Time Religion | Help a client find a new path. | 6.3% Very Rare | 33 pts |
| Bronze | Shot in the Dark | Misidentify a malcontent. | 6.5% Very Rare | 33 pts |
| Bronze | Vive la France | Learned all you could about the French Revolution. | 7% Very Rare | 31 pts |
| Bronze | Two to Tango | Complete your first couples therapy session. | 8.9% Very Rare | 27 pts |
| Silver | Historical Preservation | Saved an ancient vampire. | 10.2% Rare | 37 pts |
| Silver | Into the Moonrise | Completed the game. | 10.2% Rare | 37 pts |
| Gold | Ashcroft's Enemy | Suggested some tasteful nudity. | 10.8% Rare | 48 pts |
| Silver | Data Driven | Helped free Meddy from a dark influence. | 11% Rare | 36 pts |
| Silver | Stanislavski's Bane | Helped Edmund realize the dark truth. | 11.5% Rare | 35 pts |
| Silver | Flattery Will Get You Everywhere | Gave Isabella something to smile about. | 11.9% Rare | 34 pts |
| Silver | Harmonious Healing | Helped Dr. Drayne find himself. | 12.4% Rare | 33 pts |
| Silver | Distortion Master | Found at least one of each cognitive distortion. | 12.7% Rare | 33 pts |
| Bronze | Master of the Mind | Got twenty distortions correct in a row. | 13.1% Rare | 21 pts |
| Silver | A Vampire of Taste | Showed your quality — of the very highest. | 13.5% Rare | 31 pts |
| Silver | Concentrating Compadre | Kept perfect focus during meditation. | 14.2% Rare | 31 pts |
| Silver | Diligent Desperado | Completed Andromachos's entire quiz. | 14.8% Rare | 30 pts |
| Bronze | Distortionception | Found a distortion within a distortion. | 15.6% Rare | 19 pts |
| Silver | Theatre Buff | Let Edmund perform his monologue. | 20.3% Uncommon | 25 pts |
| Bronze | Lurid Detail | Survived Lord Luridus's session. | 28.1% Uncommon | 14 pts |
| Bronze | Flawless Victory | Had a flawless client session. | 30.1% Uncommon | 13 pts |
| Bronze | Nice Shootin' | Got ten distortions correct in a row. | 45% Common | 10 pts |
| Bronze | First Blood Part II | Completed your first client session. | 59.5% Common | 9 pts |
| Bronze | Holstered up | Learned 5 cognitive distortions. | 65.2% Common | 8 pts |
| Bronze | Confident Cowboy | Got five distortions correct in a row. | 73.4% Common | 8 pts |
| Bronze | Bloodsuckin' Buckaroo | Drank fresh blood for the first time. | 77% Common | 7 pts |
| Bronze | Dark Pupil | Learned about cognitive distortions. | 81.7% Common | 7 pts |
| Bronze | First Blood | Found your first cognitive distortion. | 93.6% Common | 7 pts |