| Platinum | Better Than Gold | Earn all other trophies | 0.4% Ultra Rare | 6,238 pts |
| Silver | King Of The Hill | Versus: Win a public match on every map in Co-op Deathmatch, Control and Warzone | 0.5% Ultra Rare | 2,046 pts |
| Silver | Survival Of The Fittest | Versus: Complete all 16 rounds of an Extraction game in a public match | 0.6% Ultra Rare | 1,834 pts |
| Bronze | All Guns Blazing | Versus: Kill a player with every weapon, including special weapons, in public matches | 0.7% Ultra Rare | 1,115 pts |
| Silver | Full Arsenal | Collect all weapons and weapon parts | 0.8% Ultra Rare | 1,543 pts |
| Gold | The Beast | Kill 6,666 people in Campaign | 0.9% Ultra Rare | 1,917 pts |
| Bronze | Death Dealer | Versus: Kill 10 players with headshots on a single map in a public match | 1% Ultra Rare | 900 pts |
| Bronze | Fancy Meeting You Here | Versus: Invite a friend before joining a lobby to play a public match | 1.1% Ultra Rare | 850 pts |
| Bronze | Quick Draw | Kill 25 enemies with a quickdraw from mock surrender | 1.3% Ultra Rare | 769 pts |
| Silver | Touch Not A Cat But A Glove | Shoot all Maneki Neko cats in the game | 1.4% Ultra Rare | 1,103 pts |
| Bronze | DIY PMC | Versus: Create a custom facemask online (www.armyoftwo.com) and wear it in a public match | 1.4% Ultra Rare | 735 pts |
| Bronze | Attention Grabber | Allow your partner to snipe 5 guys while in mock surrender | 1.4% Ultra Rare | 735 pts |
| Silver | Bound For Life | Versus: In a public match, survive an entire Extraction map without suffering a single death on your team | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 1,018 pts |
| Bronze | Scavenger | Build a gun using 3 homebrew parts | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 679 pts |
| Bronze | Job Seeker | Versus: In public matches, kill a player with either the primary or secondary weapon from every weapon kit | 1.7% Ultra Rare | 655 pts |
| Bronze | Chaaaaarge! | Charge through 20 enemies | 2.1% Ultra Rare | 577 pts |
| Silver | Future Visions | Unlock all potential futures | 2.2% Ultra Rare | 841 pts |
| Bronze | Purist | Make only positive choices | 2.5% Ultra Rare | 519 pts |
| Bronze | Heartless | Make only negative choices | 2.5% Ultra Rare | 519 pts |
| Silver | Unbreakable | Survive an entire level without needing to be revived on normal difficulty or above | 2.6% Ultra Rare | 761 pts |
| Bronze | The Truth Is Right Here | Listen to all of the radio broadcasts | 2.8% Ultra Rare | 485 pts |
| Bronze | Total Fist Bump Deflation | Finish the game in a fractured friendship | 2.9% Ultra Rare | 475 pts |
| Gold | Hardcore | Complete the game on the hardest difficulty | 3.2% Ultra Rare | 896 pts |
| Bronze | Power Couple | Versus: Earn the highest partnership score in a Co-op Deathmatch, Control or Warzone public match | 5.1% Very Rare | 339 pts |
| Bronze | In Synch | Kill two enemies with simultaneous quick draws while in co-op mock surrender | 5.3% Very Rare | 331 pts |
| Silver | Humanist | Save every hostage | 5.8% Very Rare | 470 pts |
| Bronze | Rock, Paper, Scissors | Beat your partner at rock, paper, scissors 3 times in a row | 5.8% Very Rare | 313 pts |
| Silver | Softcore | Complete half the game on hardest difficulty | 6.6% Very Rare | 435 pts |
| Bronze | Fresh Meat | Versus: Revive your partner and perform a partner reload during the same public match | 7% Very Rare | 280 pts |
| Bronze | Big Game Hunting | Versus: Kill both members of a single partnership during a public match | 7.1% Very Rare | 278 pts |
| Bronze | Total Fist Bump Destruction | Finish the game as best friends | 11.4% Rare | 209 pts |
| Bronze | Open Hand Slap! | Kill 50 enemies with a melee or bayonet | 12.4% Rare | 199 pts |
| Bronze | Loot and Pillage | Collect $1,000,000 | 15.5% Rare | 174 pts |
| Bronze | Meat Bag | Use 15 enemies as human shields | 16.6% Rare | 167 pts |
| Bronze | Not So Bad After All | Tie up 15 enemy combatants instead of executing them | 16.6% Rare | 167 pts |
| Bronze | Pistolier | Kill 150 enemies with pistols | 18.8% Rare | 155 pts |
| Bronze | One Shot, One Kill | Kill 100 enemies with a sniper rifle | 24.3% Uncommon | 133 pts |
| Bronze | Healer | Heal your partner 10 times | 30% Uncommon | 117 pts |
| Bronze | Hate Monger | Customize a primary weapon to high aggro | 30.5% Uncommon | 116 pts |
| Silver | Survivor? | Complete the game on any difficulty level | 34.6% Uncommon | 161 pts |
| Bronze | Co-Op Sniper | Co-op snipe 5 enemies | 36.5% Uncommon | 104 pts |
| Bronze | Grenadier | Kill 3 or more enemies with a single grenade | 37.6% Uncommon | 102 pts |
| Bronze | Gone Shopping | Complete Chapter 5 on any difficulty level | 40.6% Common | 98 pts |
| Bronze | Pumpkin Patch | Shoot 2 enemies in the head with a single bullet | 41.6% Common | 96 pts |
| Bronze | Old Faithful | Kill 400 enemies with assault rifles, submachine guns or shotguns | 43.1% Common | 94 pts |
| Bronze | Emergency Room | Complete Chapter 4 on any difficulty level | 48.8% Common | 87 pts |
| Bronze | A Decent Animal | Complete Chapter 3 on any difficulty level | 52.4% Common | 84 pts |
| Bronze | A Steep Descent | Complete Chapter 2 on any difficulty level | 59.5% Common | 78 pts |
| Bronze | The Optimist | Make a positive coop morality choice | 71.5% Common | 69 pts |
| Bronze | Not What I Thought It Was | Complete Chapter 1 on any difficulty level | 73.5% Common | 68 pts |
| Bronze | The Pessimist | Make a negative coop morality choice | 77.5% Common | 66 pts |