My Existential Crisis Trophies: Rarity, Points & Difficulty

My Existential Crisis has a 93.7% platinum. The full trophy list earns 168 RarityRank points. Not shovelware: every trophy counts at full value.

Also on PS4

Base Game

TypeTrophyDescriptionRarityPoints
PlatinumIndie Legend: Shipped It!"Against all odds, logic, and advice from concerned family members, you actually finished and released agame. It has 3 reviews: your mom (5 stars), some guy who refunded it (1 star), and someone who wrote a 3000-word essayabout how your game changed their life but gave it 3 stars because 'the jump button felt weird'.93.7% Common26 pts
GoldRamen Connoisseur"Survived 6 months on instant noodles and determination. Can identify 23 different flavors blindfolded.Vitamin deficiency is just another debugging challenge."93.7% Common13 pts
GoldEarly Access Optimist"Released game at 10% completion with a roadmap longer than a CVS receipt. Still updating it 3 years later.Players somehow love you for it."93.7% Common13 pts
GoldBug Whisperer"Turned 47 game-breaking bugs into 'features'. Players now speedrun using your collision detection errors.Task failed successfully."93.7% Common13 pts
GoldVersion Control Disaster Artist"Git pushed to main branch. Git pulled everyone's changes. Git gave up. Started over with'Project_FINAL_FINAL_actuallyFinal_v2_backup.zip'"93.8% Common13 pts
GoldAsset Store Gregor SamsaSuccessfully combined medieval castle assets with sci-fi UI and cartoon trees. Art critics call it 'bold'. Playerscall it 'what happened here?'97% Common13 pts
GoldThe Spaghetti Code Chef"Written code so tangled that you're now afraid to change anything. If it works, nobody touches it. Thatvariable named 'thing2_final_FINAL_v3' is load-bearing."97% Common13 pts
GoldRubber Duck Therapist"Explained your code to an inanimate object for 3 hours straight. The duck now has a computer sciencedegree and existential dread."97% Common13 pts
GoldThe 2AM Philosopher"Questioned all life choices while fixing a semicolon error at 2:47 AM. Contemplated becoming a farmer.Added the semicolon. Continued developing."97% Common13 pts
GoldScope Creep Survivor"Started making Pong, ended up with an MMO RPG with dating sim elements and a cooking minigame.Successfully scaled back to Pong with particles."97.4% Common13 pts
GoldCaffeine Transcendence"Achieved immunity to coffee. Energy drinks now flow through your veins. Your heartbeat sounds like dubstep.This is fine."97.7% Common13 pts
GoldHello World Champion"Successfully displayed text on screen after only 47 attempts and 3 mental breakdowns. Your parents still don'tunderstand what you do for a living."98.2% Common13 pts