| Platinum | Platinum | Get every trophy | 0.8% Ultra Rare | 4,116 pts |
| Gold | One Shot | Finish the game without dying | 1% Ultra Rare | 1,800 pts |
| Silver | Don't Give Up! | You can do it! | 1.2% Ultra Rare | 1,210 pts |
| Gold | Hoarder | Collect Everything | 1.3% Ultra Rare | 1,538 pts |
| Silver | Shine Bright | Collect all Gearbits | 1.5% Ultra Rare | 1,058 pts |
| Silver | Walk-In Closet | Collect all outfits | 1.6% Ultra Rare | 1,018 pts |
| Gold | Masochist | Beat NG+ | 1.9% Ultra Rare | 1,225 pts |
| Gold | The Dash Eternal | Perform the ultimate chain dash | 3.1% Ultra Rare | 913 pts |
| Gold | Contender | Beat Hoarde Mode | 3.3% Ultra Rare | 879 pts |
| Gold | Natural Leader | Tame a certain wild creature... | 4.1% Ultra Rare | 772 pts |
| Silver | Librarian | Collect all tablets | 6.5% Very Rare | 439 pts |
| Silver | Armory | Collect all Weapons | 9.1% Very Rare | 359 pts |
| Silver | Diamonds Are Forever | Collect all modules | 9.2% Very Rare | 357 pts |
| Silver | Line Em' Up | Hit 4 enemies with one railgun shot | 15.3% Rare | 263 pts |
| Gold | Star Athlete | Win at the sport of Drifters | 16.3% Rare | 337 pts |
| Bronze | Nothing's Easy, Now is it? | Opening death | 17.4% Rare | 162 pts |
| Gold | Bully | Beat all bosses | 19.4% Rare | 304 pts |
| Silver | Chain Dash Champion | How many can you get? | 27.1% Uncommon | 186 pts |
| Silver | Nice Shot! | Kill 5 enemies with a bomb | 30.3% Uncommon | 174 pts |
| Bronze | Dummy | Trick a Dirk to jump off a ledge | 54.6% Common | 82 pts |