Goat Simulator 3 Trophies: Rarity, Points & Difficulty

Goat Simulator 3 has a 1.2% platinum, rated Easy (3/10). The full trophy list earns 2,374 RarityRank points. Not shovelware: every trophy counts at full value.

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Total RarityRank points: 2,374
Platinum rarity: 1.2%
Difficulty: 3/10 (Easy)
Trophies: 64
Hunters ranked: 225

Base Game

Type	Trophy	Description	Rarity	Points
Platinum	G.O.A.T	Unlock all the trophies	1.2% Ultra Rare	359 pts
Bronze	You Trusted Your Instincts	Complete all Instincts	1.3% Ultra Rare	85 pts
Gold	Try Hard 2	Find all Trinkets	1.6% Ultra Rare	151 pts
Silver	Move! That! Bus!	Redecorate the entire Goat Castle	1.9% Ultra Rare	102 pts
Silver	Daredevil	Jump off all Ramps	2% Ultra Rare	99 pts
Silver	Certified Fresh	Find all movie tapes	2.1% Ultra Rare	96 pts
Bronze	Crocsquatch	Give Big Foot some shoes	2.7% Ultra Rare	55 pts
Bronze	Streaking	Run naked on the football field	3.1% Ultra Rare	51 pts
Bronze	Cannibanana	Lick a banana as an Abominana	3.9% Ultra Rare	44 pts
Silver	[REDACTED]	Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur	4.3% Ultra Rare	63 pts
Silver	Club Mohair	Enter the super secret container rave	5.2% Very Rare	56 pts
Silver	Car Cave	Find the secret garage	6.5% Very Rare	49 pts
Silver	A Center for Ants?	Interact with the shrunken shrink house	6.8% Very Rare	47 pts
Bronze	French Fika	Lick the croissant	6.9% Very Rare	31 pts
Bronze	Nasty!	Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot	7.4% Very Rare	30 pts
Silver	Black Market	Find the shady merchant	7.9% Very Rare	43 pts
Silver	Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation	Sit through the entire yoga session	8.9% Very Rare	40 pts
Bronze	Where is It?	Find That clown	10.1% Rare	25 pts
Bronze	Who Baywatches the Baywatch?	Run on the beach in slow motion	10.2% Rare	25 pts
Bronze	Welcome to Earth	Start the Alien invasion	11% Rare	24 pts
Bronze	401(K.O.)	Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down	11.7% Rare	23 pts
Silver	San Angora: Become Human	Unlock the Capra Erectus	12.8% Rare	32 pts
Gold	Don't touch the servers	You touched the servers	13.2% Rare	43 pts
Bronze	New Goat Order	Goat Castle - Reach S Tier	13.7% Rare	21 pts
Bronze	Raider of the Lost Parking Garage	Find the perfectly round boulder	13.7% Rare	21 pts
Bronze	Into the Matrix	Find the trainstation	15.6% Rare	19 pts
Bronze	Shadow Syndicate	Goat Castle - Reach A Tier	16.6% Rare	19 pts
Silver	Egg Simulator	Become an Egg	17.1% Rare	27 pts
Bronze	Secret Society	Goat Castle - Reach B Tier	19.7% Rare	17 pts
Bronze	What a Waste of Money	Buy the Gators shoes	20.1% Uncommon	17 pts
Bronze	Real Buoy	Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!	21.6% Uncommon	16 pts
Bronze	Synchronization Complete	Synchronize with all the Goat Towers	22.5% Uncommon	15 pts
Gold	Goat Queen	Become Queen of all the goats	23% Uncommon	30 pts
Bronze	Covert Consortium	Goat Castle - Reach C Tier	24.1% Uncommon	15 pts
Bronze	I Watched the Intro	Sit through the intro	27.5% Uncommon	14 pts
Bronze	Rogue Guild	Goat Castle - Reach D Tier	29.8% Uncommon	13 pts
Bronze	Reach the Stratosphere	Get flung out of the map	35.3% Uncommon	12 pts
Bronze	Private Club	Goat Castle - Reach E Tier	36.3% Uncommon	12 pts
Bronze	Forgotten Sorority	Goat Castle - Reach F Tier	65.8% Common	8 pts

Multiverse of Nonsense (DLC)

Type	Trophy	Description	Rarity	Points
Bronze	Wow, Such Instincts	Complete all Instincts	0.2% Ultra Rare	47 pts
Bronze	So Aerodynamic	Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat	0.3% Ultra Rare	37 pts
Bronze	I Love History	Sit through the whole history documentary	0.3% Ultra Rare	37 pts
Bronze	Ultrasonic Speedy	Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy	0.4% Ultra Rare	31 pts
Bronze	Dr. Pheelsgood	Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor	0.6% Ultra Rare	24 pts
Bronze	Lousy References	Find all Broken Relics	0.6% Ultra Rare	24 pts
Bronze	Try Hard With a Vengeance	Find all Multiverse Trinkets	0.7% Ultra Rare	22 pts
Bronze	You Gotta Licket to Ride	Lick the flying train	0.9% Ultra Rare	19 pts
Bronze	Hell of a Ride	Take a ride on Charons boat	1.5% Ultra Rare	14 pts
Bronze	It's All a Simulation	What a cop-out	2.5% Ultra Rare	10 pts
Bronze	Gastroscopy	Find the Kidney Stone	2.5% Ultra Rare	10 pts
Bronze	Appliance in Disguise	Find the Space Stone	2.6% Ultra Rare	10 pts
Bronze	Goat Got Brains	Find the Knowledge Stone	3.2% Ultra Rare	9 pts
Bronze	You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep	Find the Deep Stone	3.7% Ultra Rare	8 pts
Bronze	This Took Half My Life	Experience the entire Black Meze tour	5.6% Very Rare	6 pts

Baadlands: Furry Road (DLC)

Type	Trophy	Description	Rarity	Points
Bronze	Maximus Instinctus	Complete all Baadlands Instincts	0.1% Ultra Rare	36 pts
Bronze	Crash Course	Complete all Hooferdome Courses	0.1% Ultra Rare	36 pts
Bronze	Dude, where's my square car?	Drive a compacted vehicle	0.1% Ultra Rare	36 pts
Bronze	Deliciously Disgusting	Make a pineapple pizza	0.2% Ultra Rare	24 pts
Bronze	Wheels of Fortune	Find all Golden Wheels	0.2% Ultra Rare	24 pts
Bronze	Daredevil of the Wasteland	Jump off all Ramps	0.2% Ultra Rare	24 pts
Bronze	Live Free and Try Hard	Find all Baadlands Trinkets	0.4% Ultra Rare	16 pts
Bronze	Marathon Rider	Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle	0.7% Ultra Rare	11 pts
Bronze	Utopia	Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town	1.3% Ultra Rare	8 pts
Bronze	Vault 55	Open the Vault	1.8% Ultra Rare	6 pts